Hey Snake!
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Re: Hey Snake!
Snake on Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:38 pm
James100 wrote:Here Are Some Jokes (Not On chuck Lol)
1-A Guy Had A car accident... after that he lost 1 arm... was pale after that , then went to a night club to have fun and cheer up... there he saw a guy with no arms absolute that was DANCIN with joy... He goes to him and Says:
Bro How Come You Lost 2 Arms And Remained Frisky Wile I Only Lost One And Had A Depression???????
HE Replied: Brooo! Who Said I'm Happy, And I'm Not Dancin I'm Trying To Scratch My A$$!
2-A Guy Had A Car Accident...After He lost an eye .... went to the doctor to get a plastic one , the doctor told him to always put the plastic one in a glass of water before you sleep...one day the guy got drunk home and put his real eye by mistake... the other day he got thirsty and drank the glass with the eye not knowing it was there ...
then when he was walkin on the sidewalk when he Thinks (My A$$ Is Killing me) and went to a doc ( after the examination the doc said: Its Been 40 years that i Stared at A$$ES , but never ever did an A$$ Stare at me
3-there is a little girl with her parents that moved to the US...
one day a boy tells her B!tch... she goes to her mom and asks mom what does b!tch mean she said it was People
another day a boy tells her sh!t , asks her mom and tells her it means food
another day a boy tells her D!ck , asks again and tells her it mean tie
then there was a party at her house when poeple come she sais : hello b!tches , Do you want some Sh!t ,
please wait while my mom puts my dads d!ck on!
4-there are 2 married parents with a little girl that closed the door and wanted to (Do it)
then the girl opens it and asks:
_mom what is that ||||| The Mother said it was a forest
_dad what is that ||||| Tha Dad Said It was a Snake
_then asks mom what is that ||||||| she says it's a Lightbulb
then the girl says : Oh I get it the snake entered the forest, he couldn't see so he squized the lightbulbs
Great ones Jarhead wrote:When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he is telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Here's a rare pic of Chuck Norris when he was a baby:
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Re: Hey Snake!
Jarhead on Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:48 pm
NICE! LOL! It looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, feels like chicken, and Chuck Norris says its beef, then its fuckin beef.
That counts for milk too.
That counts for milk too.
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Re: Hey Snake!
Snake on Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:26 pm
Once, Chuck Norris was robbed, the robbers were never seen again._________________
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Re: Hey Snake!
James100 on Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:33 pm
Once, A Guy Infected Chuck
The Next Day He Woke Up Pregnant.
The Next Day He Woke Up Pregnant.
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Re: Hey Snake!
James100 on Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:36 pm
Once Godzilla Wanted Chucks Otho graph
And Chick Rounhoused him
And Chick Rounhoused him
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Re: Hey Snake!
Snake on Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:42 pm
The guys involved in this next accident "mysteriously" vanished:
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Re: Hey Snake!
Jarhead on Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:58 pm
Thats impossible,
The only reason Chuck Norris hasn't won an Oscar is because he is not acting.
The only reason Chuck Norris hasn't won an Oscar is because he is not acting.
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Re: Hey Snake!
Snake on Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:31 pm
Chuck Norris can speak in binary code.
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Re: Hey Snake!
Jarhead on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:35 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! 
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Re: Hey Snake!
Jarhead on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:36 pm
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Re: Hey Snake!
James100 on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:42 pm
Jarhead wrote:When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Lol That One Got Me
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Re: Hey Snake!
Snake on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:46 pm
Chuck Norris Facts (Chuck Norris shows his humble side):
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Snake on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:54 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at the pages until they tell him the information he needs.
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