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Post  Jarhead on Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:05 am

I've been working on a "little" idea for the game but its too big to post here. Is there a chat somewhere to talk or an email I can send you? Marc sleeps like a normal person so I never see him in here (online). Hit me back.
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Post  Marc15yo [Admin] on Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:05 pm

You know what? this reminds me, We are gonna Add the Forum Chat room back online soon, we took it off earlier because of errors
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Post  Snake on Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:42 pm

Yeah, the earlier chat we had was kinda nuts (it automatically logged in all forum visitors pale , hopefully the new chat will work wonderfully sunny).

Jarhead wrote:I've been working on a "little" idea for the game but its too big to post here. Is there a chat somewhere to talk or an email I can send you? Marc sleeps like a normal person so I never see him in here (online). Hit me back.

Well, if you want to I can give you my email address (check the Private Message).

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:07 am

I heard they were going to put chuck norris on Mt. Rushmore but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:12 am

lol! Some have said that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, however it was never proven because he never did cry.

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:19 am

LOL!
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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:22 am

There is no theroy of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris let live.
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:22 am

One day a cobra bitten Chuck Norris leg, after 5 days with terrible pains and hallucinations, the poor cobra died pale

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:28 am

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on satellite T.V.
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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:30 am

And remember, guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:33 am

lol! When Chuck Norris entered in contact with his feminine side, she bacame instantaneously pregnant.

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:59 am

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to see "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:04 am

Laughing Chuck Norris does not kill his hunger, the hunger dies before lunch (with fear).

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:23 am

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:26 am

Chuck Norris can watch a Blu-Ray disc by using a floppy disk drive.

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:37 am

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:41 am

Chuck Norris once looked in the mirror, in that very moment, the mirror broke, fearing it would get a beating.

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:53 am

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:54 am

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:55 am

lol! Per 3 people, 7 fear Chuck Norris.

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:01 pm

LOL! pale
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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:06 pm

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:31 pm

Laughing Chuck Norris can download stuff at an average speed of 830,7 kb/s on a 56 kb/s line.

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Post  Jarhead on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:21 pm

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their a#$. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:24 pm

Someone had the audacity of trying to find Chuck Norris in Google:


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