THE ART OF WAR FORUM'S 11 COMMANDMENTS by Tusker2Zero/Moses2Zero

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THE ART OF WAR FORUM'S 11 COMMANDMENTS by Tusker2Zero/Moses2Zero

Post  Snake on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:46 pm

THE ART OF WAR FORUM'S 11 COMMANDMENTS:


Holy tablets delivered down from Mount Sinai
via Blackhawk by Moses2Zero


1. "We are the Lords of the Art of War mod. Your Mod Gods who brought you out of the desolate land of Zero Hour,

... from the house of infinite boredom. You shall find no other mod gods like us..."

2. "Thou shall not make an image or any likeness of my mod, or else..."

If you copy, distribute, or modify, thy mod without permission, the mod god and his holy angel warrior staff will cometh after thou butt!

3. "Thou shall not swear openly on the forum, or by the name of the Mod God he will strike thy down..."

IF thou absolutely must curse, please cover up 3 of the letters like this example: What The F---!! or wtf.

4. "Thou shall respect the forum and keep it holy..."

No posting of illegal stuff. no sexual content and stuff.

5. "Thou shall honor and respect thy mod god and his staff..."

If they warn you about something, take heed! Do what thy haveth been toldeth to do. Or face the might of the holy ban hammer!

6. "Thou shall not murder thy good intentions of your posts by duplicating an idea..."

Search the forum first to see if others have worshiped and posted the same idea. Thy mod god hates repeating himself.

7. "Thou shall not commit flamming posts." fighting smileys

Be respectful of one's ideas and thoughts. Try to limit online arguments.

8. "Thou shall not steal thy other members avatars if he/she is currently using it..."

Be unique. Go find your own. [This one actually did happen. Not here though.]

9. "Thou shall not bear false statements and holy attitudes against thy neighboring forum members"

Play nice. Keep your lying and holyier than thou attidue to thouself.

10. "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife"

But thy daughter is a whole... different story! tongue smileys

11. The most important commandment is "Thou SHALL get and have the most funeth with thy forum, and with thy mod!"

Can I get an Amen brother?!! *Chior sings* *peeps happy* *all is right with the world* *Happy happy. Joy, joy!*:




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lol! Huge thanks for Tusker2Zero (original post:
http://taow.simulationboard.com/off-topic-f8/funny-stuff-xd-t29-210.htm#6275 )

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Re: THE ART OF WAR FORUM'S 11 COMMANDMENTS by Tusker2Zero/Moses2Zero

Post  Marc15yo [Admin] on Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:37 pm

Genius! lol!
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